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~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire:

Lord Henry Brillington-Smythe  

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  • Deviant since Aug 22, 2005, 5:54 PM
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Fuck Deviant ArtLook.  
The title of this piece  Was originally intended to be called  What's the Point in Having a Title? Honestly...  But because Devaintart is so  Stoopid!  I was unable to call it  
That.  No titles that are too long!  How do you think Darwin got to  The Origin of Species by Means of Natural Selection?  He didn't have some fucking administrator  Deciding how long the  
Title could be!  You know what that sounds like...  Oppression!  1984!  Stalin!  In bed with Hitler!  Deciding how to piss off free thinkers  By dictating how long a title ca Fuck Deviant Art
in Open on 10/27/07
Villanelle to Miss UniverseDon't you think it's funny  How Miss Universe  Is only ever won by  People from Earth  Is that not extremely biased  
Or what?  Don't argue!  
The Oscars don't like black people or gays  But  They let people outside America win  So maybe  
Miss Universe should take a leaf out of  Mr Oscar's book  Not the "no gays or blacks" thing  I'm talking about  
Letting other people  From other places  Or planets  So fuck off! Villanelle to Miss Universe
in Villanelle on 2/22/07
Woe Is MeI went to the chip shop  And it was pretty rough  This escalator just won't stop  I feel deflated   
I caught a cab home  I was feeling... hollow  Stared at the polished chrome  It made me feel.... weak   
It started to drizzle a bit  So I went inside  And stared at my useless shit  And I pretended to laugh  (which was pointless, cos nobody cared)   
It's raining all the time now  Just like our love  It's really pissing down now  Upon the glove  (which suffocates me)   
I strapped on my favourite friend  And called up some chatli Woe Is Me
in Open on 2/19/07
Villanelle to arseWhen one thinks of  Arse,  Does one really consider the full implications of  Arse?  What is  Arse?  Is it a supreme state of being?  Is it  
(In animals)  The rump?  Or is it  (In humans)  ... I love this one...  Either of the two fleshy protruberences forming the lowewr and back part of the trunk?  I wonder...  I think therefore I arse.  But in all this talk of arse  I cannot help but feel that I am talking total and utter  Bollocks. Villanelle to arse
in Villanelle on 2/12/07
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Mind your own fucking business!

Journal Entry: Sat Oct 27, 2007, 10:54 PM
  • Mood: Triumph
  • Listening to: A lot of foreign people being loud
  • Reading: Mrs. Beatons Flower Arranging by Adolf Hitler
  • Watching: The computer screen, obviously.
  • Playing: Live
  • Eating: Flowers
  • Drinking: Flower Power
Fuck off! Stop reading this! Who asked you to stick your big nose in? ... Fuck off!
Alright. Who am I to deny the worldwide internet community access to my very personal thoughts and opinions?
Say what you like about him but I reckon Hitler had some good ideas on flower arranging. I don't care what anyone says. Fuck you ... Fuck off! I'll have my own opinions on Nazi floral patterning and you can't stop me, you commie, capitalist, hippie yobbo! Fuck off!

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Devious Information

  • Current Age: 56
  • Interests: Replying to venomous comments from irate emos and hippies
  • Favourite movie: Any Police Academy movie is stimulating enough for me
  • Favourite band or musician: My Chemical Romance after they break up
  • Favourite genre of music: Sod off!
  • Favourite artist: J-sawg
  • Favourite poet or writer: Steven Wright (he writes about time-travelling homosexual horses)
  • Favourite photographer: Anyone who is prepared to pay me money completely out of the blue
  • Favourite style of art: Anime seal porn (with plenty of dragon tentacles)
  • Operating System: What?
  • MP3 player of choice: One that plays music, obviously
  • Shell of choice: The one that sells petrol
  • Wallpaper of choice: Freudian
  • Skin of choice: White.
  • Favourite game: rocks and melons
  • Favourite gaming platform: you are sad
  • Favourite cartoon character: Cockney Wanker
  • Personal Quote: "If I'm on deviant art - I must be wasting my time!"
  • Tools of the Trade: spirit level and Bosch drill

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~lulubodwashinmachine:iconlulubodwashinmachine: Jul 30, 2007, 11:51:57 AM
haha
made my day!

lmao at u

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Lets jam
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Jul 27, 2007, 6:48:15 PM
Go away.

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Jul 27, 2007, 6:47:46 PM
You can fuck off.

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~lulubodwashinmachine:iconlulubodwashinmachine: Jun 14, 2007, 1:15:15 PM
lollllll
i guess u dont like emos
that poem was awesome haha

i had to fav :)

emos are stupid cunts fo sure


xxx luisa

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Lets jam
~ky390:iconky390: Apr 3, 2007, 2:11:32 AM
hi

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fan of narusasu^^
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Feb 22, 2007, 3:13:02 PM
Why don't we get any interesting comments anymore?
... Oh yeah, nobody likes us!

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Jan 15, 2007, 1:11:42 AM
Okay.


Err... poos.

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~nipNtuck:iconnipNtuck: Jan 11, 2007, 1:47:08 PM
no worries, i have a short memory sorry

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throw your smoke away
spit on it
stamp it out
and roll yourself another


Fuck reality
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Jan 2, 2007, 3:12:11 PM
Beats me but thanks for asking!

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~nipNtuck:iconnipNtuck: Jan 1, 2007, 7:11:04 PM
fuck up, who are you?

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throw your smoke away
spit on it
stamp it out
and roll yourself another


Fuck reality
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Dec 26, 2006, 3:04:14 PM
Oh, I thought you said average. Damn my eyes, I really must stop masturbating... Oh shit!

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Nov 18, 2006, 12:19:05 AM
Oh, shut up.

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Nov 18, 2006, 12:16:15 AM
What?

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~suan-la-tang:iconsuan-la-tang: Nov 14, 2006, 7:35:11 AM
I mean years of therapy to repair the damage done by the church.

I know a queer with a nice family too. Or something.

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Militant Atheist
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Nov 13, 2006, 8:18:20 PM
I don't know why I should assume you were a bird but I guess you sound like a queen... in a sense!

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~Children-of-the-Hoff:iconChildren-of-the-Hoff: Nov 13, 2006, 5:27:44 PM
So is your mum. Oh, snap.

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DO NOT STEAL COAL.
~Children-of-the-Hoff:iconChildren-of-the-Hoff: Nov 13, 2006, 5:26:33 PM
Years? My friend told me about someone he knew, changed his way in only a few months. He has a really nice family now, or something.

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DO NOT STEAL COAL.
~suan-la-tang:iconsuan-la-tang: Nov 13, 2006, 12:40:38 PM
:[

I wasn't looking for anything.

PS Im a guy!

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Militant Atheist
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Nov 12, 2006, 11:45:30 PM
Well, I hadn't meant to butt in on your argument but it cropped up on our file as amessage so I was thinking that maybe you wanted my thoughts. So here we go...
I think that this suan la-tang has an interesting name so I'm thinking what is she talking about in her first comment?
And then I'm thinking - did she look for something intellectual on our file because you got the wrong place, luv!
Sorry
(And when I say luv, I don't mean luvvie like some arty-farty fucker!)

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~ForceOfEternalDesire:iconForceOfEternalDesire: Nov 12, 2006, 11:22:37 PM
And so is Chuck Norris

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"Frankly my dear, you're talking out of your arse!" -Rhett Butler (the lost take that was better)
~suan-la-tang:iconsuan-la-tang: Nov 8, 2006, 9:20:10 AM
Lmao! Help me out? By 'curing me.'

Ew, can you say years of therapy? No thanks, I'd rather just be a faggot.

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Militant Atheist
~Children-of-the-Hoff:iconChildren-of-the-Hoff: Nov 7, 2006, 2:40:52 PM
Hey now buddy, I'm just trying to help you out now yeah?

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DO NOT STEAL COAL.
~suan-la-tang:iconsuan-la-tang: Nov 2, 2006, 7:51:30 AM
Oh, man that's cute. I thought you could at least come up with something a little more clever than that.

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Militant Atheist
~Children-of-the-Hoff:iconChildren-of-the-Hoff: Nov 1, 2006, 1:51:48 PM
Well, you can be cured. Just go down to your local church.

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DO NOT STEAL COAL.
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